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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

"D Gukesh Was Blindly...": Magnus Carlsen's First Reaction After Loss To Indian GM - NDTV Sports

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Watch an asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier make a close pass of Earth on June 5 - Space

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Do you think cheating is that bad?

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

If everyone hates censorship so much, why do those “censorship-free” alternative social media sites always fail?

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

A nova is currently visible in the sky, and here's how to observe it - Notebookcheck

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Proba-3’s first artificial solar eclipse - European Space Agency

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is BookTok and why is it so popular?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Would you respect the US with a woman as president?

They put up a sign reading

No go.

Still no good.

What is the STAR interview method?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Wall Street CEOs are cycling through the five stages of tariff grief - NPR

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Poor appetite? What that can mean and how to get hungry again - The Washington Post

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?